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Ninja, Hero of the Night: Rhino animal ally
While this toyline is chuck full of strange concepts made plastic, probably its crowning achievement in absurdity is this wondrous gem. Now ignoring the fact that the packaging insinuates that the Rhino is well versed in the deadly arts, this realistically sculpted pachyderm really knocks it out of the park.
The first thing one notices when they see this toy is that the Rhino has a machine gun strapped to his back. I'm not really sure if the Rhino's suppose to be able to fire the gun or if he's just working as a mobile stand for an ally gun firing ninja, but the Rhino doesn't seem to have any way to actually touch the gun so if he is the one firing it then he must be some sort of ESP Rhino. Besides his back gun the Rhino comes with a small arsenal, including a laptop computer with GPS, 2 exotic knives, and a spear with a giant hand on it, none of which can actually be wielded by the figure. The crowning touch to the piece is that, when compared to the standard 4-inch high figure of the series, the Rhino appears to be the size of a cocker spaniel. |
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Smart Policeman
What a delightful, rolly poly little fellow this chap is. That cheerful smile, the plump but charming figure, the happy disposition. Why one look upon this cute Postman Pat wannabe conveys to all concerned that he is truly a peaceful soul with not but love for his fellow man… OR IS HE?
This SMART little chap comes with an arsenal that would put Frank Castle to shame. A riot shield and Billy club?! A Desert Eagle?!! An AK-47?!!! Hell, even his flashlight is of the old “Hippie Basher” design! What kind of beat is this guy working where he needs such a warlord starter kit of weaponry? With this pile of weapons, one can only imagine this little bastard standing on “My Little Pony's” neck while smashing in Barbie's skull for littering, all the time sporting that vacuous, whimsical grin. |
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