6A

Pon and friends find themselves cursed by supernatural forces, manifesting in grizzly death for Pon's buddies and a fate worse than death for him… impotence. They soon realize that this strange set of curses are the result of their recent vacation, where they aided a voodoo priest in his battle against two evil wizards who make things explode by flying while humping. They seem to all be friends, until a mix-up with the priests' sister, a love potion, and a clumsily wielded knife result in a souring of their kinship, and sets the priest on a quest for revenge. Pon, his fiancée, and his few not yet dead buddies attempt to get help from a number of supernatural experts, to no avail. The priest by this time has lost his frigg'n mind, and has killed a bunch of whores, using their blood to make himself invisible. In the end, Pon's fiancée offers herself sexually to the invisible man in an attempt to save Pon's life, which ends up being a worse idea then it sounds.

Moment of Madness: At one point Pon's best friend and soon to be brother-in-law calls the priest a dickhead. In anger, the priest turns the mans head into a giant penis tip. The guy can't stop touching his head after that point, and at one point during the battle with the wizards he actually gets so scared that he pisses himself out the top of his head.

Bullshit or Reel?

Reel, The movie's called “Eternal Evil of Asia,” and it's a CAT III from Hong Kong. CAT III's their most extreme rating (I believe), and its ranks contain some rather strange flicks.

6B

Curtis is not only one of the last human beings in the universe, but he may very well be one of the only living things anywhere. After some unknown catastrophe, living things don't seem to be able to live properly, eventually degenerating and rotting away. A space station on an asteroid is the only surviving colony, but even there the degeneration is killing folks. The station is working very hard to understand how and why a small forest of strange trees are not only living on this barren asteroid, but somehow surviving (though barely) the degenerating effects. Their studies go unfinished when an army of robots (built by a group of the survivors who were obsessed with the idea of a dead universe and apparently didn't feel like waiting a week) start killing everyone on the station, and rig the stations' power core to implode. Curtis is able to survive repeated robot assaults and steal a spaceship, devising a clever yet desperate plan to disable the power core before it blows. Curtis has one shot to save the station and blows it, resulting in the asteroid vaporizing, and him drifting through space alone. Basically the rest of the movie is Curtis wandering around a holo-deck while going 12 kinds of crazy and refusing to wear pants.

Moment of madness: Curtis tries to build himself a robot companion. The midsection is that of a naked woman, but apparently Curtis just got bored crafting the rest of it, because its head is basically just a bucket and the thing has weird tube legs.

Bullshit or Reel?

Bullshit, Though if the movie interested you, you might want to check out the less ridiculous “Silent Running”