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4A
An East-German couple start having relationship problems, and the wife runs off to be with another man. After getting his ass kicked by his wife's kickboxing poet lover, the husband discovers that she has another lover, a tentacle demon that she gave birth to one day at a subway station. His wife was making him go insane and do crazy things before this discovery (like cutting his arm open with an electric knife), but now he goes completely mental and starts helping her kill people to cover up the existence of this demon. He also starts dating a woman who looks exactly like his wife, but is blonde. In the end he is shot by the government who believes he's a spy, then the demon looks like him and for some reason World War 3 starts.
Moment of Madness : During the birth scene, the woman oozes about 12 gallons of what appears to be blood and tapioca pudding from her woman bits.
Bullshit or Reel? |
Reel, the movie's called “Possession,” and it features a young Sam Neil. Also, the actress who played the wife saw this movie and soon took her life because of it (there's a real roaring endorsement for a movie) |
4B
A stockbroker causes the destruction of a sacred shrine buried under New York, and because of this he receives a strange number of curses, including him sprouting a puffy tail and growing a set of breasts that periodically shoot out acid. He discovers soon that the shrine was built by a mummy who was brought to the continent in the 16th century by pirates. A tarot card reader tells the stockbroker that the only way to remove the curses is to beg the mummy's forgiveness. The broker decides to go a different route and hires a group of anemic mobsters to help him break into the mummy's skyscraper and steal the sacred wand that can cure his ills. The plan is going fine for the group until they accidentally set off the security grid, and an army of security guards with scythes show up. The group is forced to fight their way to the top tower.
Moment of Madness : After the mummy turns into a giant bat (?) and corners the remaining characters, the broker is able to drive it off by squeezing his acid breasts into its face.
Bullshit or Reel? |
Bullshit, Funny thing about this one is that, as bizarre as it sounds, there's quite a few movies that came out in the 80's and early 90's that resemble it.
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