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3A
A superman spoof (I think anyway) that examines what would happen if a super-human came to Earth and was a complete asshole. The main character arrives on Earth as a child, and is found by an elderly couple. After almost killing his step-father by pulling off his arm, the couple are able to exert some minimal control over the little monster with the help of the crystal computer that arrived with the kid. The child (Lewis) grows up as a little bastard, but the couple is at least able to impress upon him that he has to hide his abilities or he'll be taken to a research facility. Lewis moves to the city, where he assumes the identity of a man he crushes upon landing from flight, and starts a career as a journalist. His arch-enemy is Texington, a Rockefeller-like businessman who he fights in a secret identity not because the businessman's a criminal monster (which he is), but because Lewis just doesn't like him. Between using his x-ray powers to look at all the women in New York naked at once and throwing a man who flips him off into the sun by his crotch, this super bastard wages an unending war against possibly the only person on Earth who's more of a jerk than he is.
Moment of Madness : There's a scene where Lewis is with a hooker, and… well… you've seen in zombie movies when someone's head is hit by shotgun round, right?
Bullshit or Reel? |
Bullshit, Though much of the content in this synopsis was inspired by an old indy comic called Maximortal, as well as a graphic novel called “The Pro” |
3B
A college in Idaho discovers a way to transport people a few years into the future, where they discover that the world was utterly devastated by some unknown natural phenomenon that seems to have wiped out all of the animal life. Their response to this unavoidable future is to try and establish a colony of teen-agers in that time (for reasons unknown, anyone past a certain point of adolescence experiences kidney failure). After a certain point in time, the government shuts down the project, trapping the students in the future. Many of them discover that they can no longer conceive and they go insane. It is also discovered some other teenagers survived the apocalypse, but they're retarded, and dressed like hippies. After a while the main heroine discovers a way to travel back in time, and uses this ability to steal sandwiches.
Moment of Madness : There's a car in this movie that uses retarded people as fuel.
Bullshit or Reel? |
Reel, the movie's name is “Idaho Transfer,” and according to some databases, it was the last movie Peter Fonda (Easy Rider) Directed
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