2A

Klydus is a sheepherder on the recently colonized Mars, where society has ground to a near halt after a nuclear war on Earth. He takes care of his mother, who will die unless he replaces the six foot long glass cylinder in her head each day. Shepherding on Mars proves to be even harder than it may sound after monsters from the irradiated Earth start arriving in spaceships and begin demanding human sacrifices to the radiation god Einstein. The last straw for Klydus is when he is forced to watch his flock get eaten by a giant fish-lizard thing while mutants hold him prisoner with laser guns that make shot gun sounds. He journeys to find a space martial artist names Snoogz, and along the way he meets a Gorilla-bird man, a woman with a singing Vagina, and a bunch of really weird bikers who quote existentialist poetry.

Moment of Madness : A Mutant called Croathar runs a small town, where he's convinced the inhabitance that he is a god. During a fight with Klydus, he looses his club (which was a telephone pole that had people wrapped to it by barbed wire), and grabs one of the spectators for a replacement club club. The crowd cheers and the victims mother excitedly calls out “That's my boy! Make me proud!”

Bullshit or Reel?

Bullshit, This movie does not exist, though I did have a friend once submit a similar description as a review of the “Voltomos” anime

2B

A Christ-like figure wanders through a Nazi-controlled Mexico with the aid of a quadriplegic. After several mis-adventures (including a trip to the circus, where they see the fall of Montazuma as re-enacted with lizards and frogs), the Jesus figure sneaks into a wizards tower and tries to rob him. After a kung-fu fight the two become friends and the wizard shows the Jesus guy how to make gold out of poop. It is then revealed that they are assembling a small group of the world's most powerful people to overthrow a secret illuminati that is running the planet. The group sets out on their quest, and along the way they encounter strange things, including a strongman who can teleport through objects (but only horizontally), and a field of planted cows, where people eat the meat off of the animal's rears.

Moment of Madness : During the introductions of the worlds most powerful people it is revealed that Saturn, the head of the police, lives in a room that is lined with 1000 sets of testicles in jars. Saturn is pretty crazy, the guy looks like one of those Mohawk dudes from “Road Warrior,” and carries a hand gun the size of a motorcycle over his shoulder.

Bullshit or Reel?

Reel, This is the film “The Holy Mountain,” and it's pretty rare. It was made by the writer of the graphic novel “The Metabarons,” Alejandro Jodorowski