1A

Ricky is a martial artist who flunked out of flute school and is sent to work prison for punching a hole through a drug dealer. The prison is ruled by several wicked gang leaders, who answer only to the vice-warden (who has a hook for a hand and a fake eye that he keeps mints in) and the Warden (who's has a gun that makes people inflate until they explode). Ricky is constantly forced to bust heads (literally, I'm talking flying apart) as he fights the evil masters of the prison. Luckily Ricky has the martial arts ability to heal himself, which he learned by having tomb-stones thrown at him by his uncle, so whenever something horrible happens to him (like when he's forced to eat razorblades while being hit with a wrench in the head), he's completely healed by the next scene.

Moment of madness : Ricky is being held prisoner in a special cell, but the gang-leader Tarzan wants to fight him. Tarzan breaks through the wall and rams Ricky's head into the bars until blood shoots out of his face. Ricky then gets so mad that he uppercuts Tarzan. Ricky hits so hard that his fist goes up through Tarzan's throat and out his mouth. Tarzan speaks several lines after this.

Bullshit or Reel?

Reel, The movie's name is “Story of Ricky”, and used to have clips of it featured on “The Daily Show” during the Craig Kilborne days.

1B

A woman gets amnesia after being in a car wreak, but is luckily saved from perishing by old farmer Vincent and his sister. The two of them take her back to their home and vow to take care of her until Vincent's step-brother, the sheriff, can figure out who the woman is. Vincent and sister run a motel and meat processing plant, where people come from out of state to get their special meats, but it is soon revealed that their jerky is really made out of hippies and bikers, who Vincent keeps buried up to their necks in the back garden and hypnotize with flashing lights. Vincent falls in love with the woman and she goes along with it out of gratitude, infuriating the sister (who wants to keep it in the family) and the step-brother (who likes the lady and argues that she shouldn't marry Vincent because his penis is wrinkled). Anyway, the awful secret is soon discovered by the woman and madness ensues

Moment of Madness : Near the end of the movie there's a chainsaw duel, wherein farmer Vincent wears the head of a pig as a mask. During the fight it's revealed that Vincent is more frightened that people will discover that he uses preservatives in his meat then the entire cannibalism issue.

Bullshit or Reel?

Reel, The films title is “Motel Hell,” and it's a favorite of late-night movie host Joe Bob Briggs